Today's FAIL

My friend/co-worker asked if she could use my unopened Bath & Body Works lotion that I brought in to work from the fabulous Marriott in Niagara. I told her to go ahead and was going on and on about how great it smelled when she looked at it closer and interrupted me to say, "Um... yeah, this is Conditioner." FAIL.

A FAIL for me

Setting: Friends' wedding reception in Greensburg on Saturday night

I had a bad sinus headache and we were leaving a tiny bit early. We were saying goodbye to the groom and Mike said, "Thanks for having us. Sorry we're leaving a bit early but..." I butt in because I feel like I should since I was the one who wanted to leave. I say, "Yeah, we're leaving. I'm sorry but we have to... um... well, nothing really. What do we do? Nothing. But we're leaving."

Oh FAIL.